Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
"I wish I could play my normal game...just once.
"Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls."
If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.
Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers...neither of whom can putt very well.
If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme Putt", you might wish to reconsider this game.
Why is it twice as difficult to hit a ball over water than sand?
Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.
Golf! You hit down to make the gall go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.
Golf Joke:
Bill was having a really bad day on the golf course. Right around the l4th hole, it seems he had missed one putt too many. He let loose with a fairly impressive string of profanities, grabbed his putter, and stormed off toward the lake by the l5th tee.
"Uh-oh," said his caddie to one of the playing partners, "There goes that club."
"You think so?" said his partner. "I've got five bucks says he misses the water!"
HAVE A GOOD GOLF DAY!